Frodalf is just Tom Bombadil
Gimlum is the wizened old meth head that steals your hubcaps and tries to sell them back to you.
Gimlum looks like the average patron in any village pub in rural Eastern Europe.
Goldo
Remember me, Eddie?!
Thanks I’m done, sailing West now.
How is Gimdalf the least cursed? It just looks like Saruman if you squint your eyes a little.
It’s Danny Trejo.
How do I un-see this??
my man Goldo has seen some shit.
or maybe that’s just someone running out of air on Mars because Quaid hasn’t started the reactor.
That’s not Frollum, that’s Vladimir Putin
I would pay money to watch a cut of the films with everyone looking like the Gollum versions lol.
Why is Frodolas more cursed than Golgolas?
Frodolas has seen things with his Frodolas eyes
Golgolas has seen things with his Googles
For me, Golgolas has strong Klaus Kinski vibes.
