fucking outside on a trampoline in the dark away from a backyard party

We totally screwed with a pizza guy who delivered to our hotel during FetishCon. We did not do anything physical with him but he got a good show.

Well, there was one time where I was on the floor repairing some plumbing, and a hot bitch sat on my face.

Alas, the hot bitch was a Great Dane, in heat.

But that’s still a win, right?

Right?

Used to party at one of those friend’s houses where everyone hangs out. Was in a thing with someone on the down low and another girl who frequented the place expressed an interest in dating me while my partner was there in the room.

I was a deer in headlights when my partner just slid over and casually said “well we’re kind of a thing but you’re hot so…” and we all looked at each other in a well what now? Kinda way.

I showed up to repair Internet at a stripper’s house. She answered in a bathrobe, then showered while I worked. The modem was in her bedroom. So was the shower.

I kept my eyes averted. Finally got it working, turned on her laptop to check to make sure it was surfing. Wallpaper was her, naked.

So, yup.

Yep.