Pedro, of course
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Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him
Bernie Muthafukin Sanders
Russ Feingold, or Thom Hartmann
Just… let it be a lottery. Couldn’t make it much worse.
Me
President of?
USAmerica?
Stalin
May get fun replies
Whoever replies to this comment. If many reply, whoever of them survives after a fight to death.
Someone who doesn’t want it, who tries to refuse honestly. That’s who deserves power.
honestly probably myself. im just really chill. if russia was threatening to attack us i would be like, whatever man
Me
What’s your first policy?
Honoring treaties and acknowledging indigenous sovereignty. After which I would resign after signing an executive order declaring the US an illegal entity.
Xi Jinping
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
A bit like Vermin Supreme?
I love vermin supreme so much, it’s so funny
Make every doorhandle in the white house a penis.
Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman as vice.
No. RMS can stay the fuck away. At best, he’d eat things from under our feet.
Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.
Like every other episode involves some train crash or other perfectly avoidable catastrophe. Granted, that’s maybe their nepo mayors fault (her grandpa was mayor back in the day) but they’re still very complicit.
(My daughter is 2, these thoughts are all I have to get me through watching it with her)
https://medium.com/@walt.t.downing/paw-patrol-is-a-republican-dystopia-f178161fce54
Not to mention the right wing authoritarianism. You’re not alone in noticing. The theme song is great, though.
My daughter cheers Go Go Go! When they do that action song during an episode, and part of me wants a parody that just continues that repetition without ever ending until the credits fade to black.
I’m also not too worried about my daughter becoming right wing. She can already tell how uncomfortable I am around cops, lol (but she mostly just loves firefighters and construction workers).
They are cops
