I mean, it ain’t wrong

Biology: Study of a subsection of Chemistry

Chemistry: Study of a subsection of Physics

Physics: Study of a subsection of Math

Math: Study of a subsection of Philosophy

I used to be an experimental chemist in the bathroom sink after my parents fell asleep. On one occasion, my father told me that he had to throw out my concoction I had saved since the night prior because it had attracted and killed a few roaches. I accidentally made a roach attractant and poison as a kid using substances found in an ordinary home.