“In America, you can be anything you want, so don’t be weak and gay.”

… What if I want to be those things?

Why doesn’t she choose not to be fucking stupid and not an asshole?

I spent a few bucks on a little macro keyboard for this very reason.

Is it sending all of my data to China? Maybe.

Do I have to press modifier keys like I’m playing twister with my fingers? No.

Say what you will about her but I know this much. After a speech you’ll never hear Crickets.

I think his fans equate rallies to a fair or rodeo. Trust they’re still voting if they previously did and it isn’t for anyone but orange daddy. Just because the spectacle wanes does not mean they are voting any other way.

That makes him smart… I think?

Yeah once check of the Internet would probably have me thinking, “a quieter life letting Daddy pay my through college seems like a better choice.”