I guess all the time I spent playing Balatro makes me an expert in Poker. Vegas, here I come!

Diablo 3 had a rainbow in it somewhere, clearly woke garbage.

Tetris is Russian propaganda that teaches children doing good work is pointless as it will just be taken away and you’ll be forced to do it again until you do it half assed.

Super Mario Bros promotes the consumption of psychedelics.

See: every RPG ever.

Satisfactory promotes a good work ethic, no problem here.

Apparently the Democratic moto is: “We are shocked and deviated by this turn of events and we will learn absolutely nothing from this.”

What happens if Mike Johnson isn’t there either?

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Just post the laws from Leviticus right next to them to make it clear nobody follows this.