That’s the joke, I think

Stretching comics instead of just having a vacation?

Red Son, but Pa Kent was a radical demsoc.

“We learned our lesson, Superman wasn’t enough of an objectivist. Now he charges for his services!”

I wonder what Disney is going to do when people start making Blender porn with their models.

There’s definitely an exception to be made for linking announcements, but my personal solution is simple:

Don’t follow the link