Must be on a pure Unix command line terminal. No mouse at all.

When 01/01/1900 no longer becomes an option I’ll need to resort to my standby of 01/01/1970.

It’s great. He adds them randomly in the middle of rants too.

There are four simultaneous 24 hour days! It’s bellybutton math.

Time zones are fundamentally wrong and immoral. Only the Time Cube is correct.

So hot.

Lotta overlap in that Venn diagram.

It would have been good if they put in the Amendments, because you know, it’s the Constitution as Amended.

No thanks, I’ll stick with my unpatched IE 6 instead.

The masculine energy of a rather hung dick called “old glory” that cannot be taken except by the most masculine of men who are out in the streets.

Gay butt stuff, obvs.