Soon APUs will be strong enough that half of us will be gaming on mini PCs barely bigger than a phone.

I don’t want a massive PC that runs Crysis 6 at 7680p and 480fps.
I want a SFFPC that runs 1080|60 and we’re getting closer all the time!

Pookie is a common pet name for couples.
Coded is a slang term added to the ends of words meaning the subject has those characteristics even if it isn’t literally the word.

Pokiecoded here can be translated to “relationship material”.

Who said it was excessive?
Caffeine is a PED. It (like other PEDs) either becomes regulated or mandatory.