Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Either way, never gonna happen.

I don’t know why we’re getting mad about this when there’s absolutely nothing that can be done. The Senate isn’t going to impeach him, and the House definitely wouldn’t convict. It feels like getting heartburn for no reason.

What ring do I need to throw into what hole to stop this?

I would really love to not be living at a pivotal moment in history. It’s been this way for decades.

That’s just because they’re from McDonald’s Trash Service

Each day I find a new way to feel like a complete outsider in my home country.

I should open a yacht company and get in on this good economy

I wore a mask to the store last weekend because I had to get something for my mom and had a pretty nasty sinus infection and didn’t want other people to catch my cold. If I have to be in a crowded place I also wear a mask because other people aren’t as considerate.

Trump is literally a Golden Calf, and Johnson is worshiping him.

Ugh now there’s an image I have to get out of my head…

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Futurama was really close on this one

Okay but it would be nice to know if anyone our government is capable of doing anything about this.

So people shouldn’t be upset that Biden hasn’t done enough because he’s not the king.

And then Democrats in the Senate who could investigate these things ask Biden because they’re incapable of it.

So are we to assume that the entire government is incapable of dealing with this?

We can take solace in the fact that both Louisiana and Florida will be underwater in a few decades, so that’s nice

I guess we can blame Biden. But it could be literally any Democrat in there doing the exact same thing because the political consultants they hire are so ridiculously out of touch.

If Biden is shocked that he has to convince stupid people to vote, then who’s really stupid? Sometimes you gotta make the airplane noise to get kids to eat their vegetables.

I like this bit in particular.

Biden isn’t even trying, though. He’s blaming them, calling them anti-Semitic, and acting entitled to our votes.

I don’t really blame Biden. He’s part of a giant political machine that has been shit at messaging since 1980. Democrats seem to be lead by the sort of try-hard, type-A, rule-follower nerds who were in Student Government in high school. They can’t relate to normal folks, and then resort to insults and guilt to get them to do something.

If you don’t vote for Biden, you get Trump.

Thanks to our Constitution you get Trump even if you do vote for Biden.

Kids need better civics education so they can keep their expectations of what our government is capable of as low as possible, that way they don’t feel like voting is useless and give up.

It’s like Kissinger all over again

Did the union buster bluster buffalo the buffalo Buffalo buffalo?