Omg I came here to comment exactly this. Such a luxury

You know, you could bring a water bottle to the bathroom and one of these pocket sized bidet caps and nobody would really know. Unless you chose a crinkly bottle I guess

Yup we are doomed, no question.

You know you’re literally Satan when it’s cheaper to take out a payday loan than to pay Nzxt rental fees because you’d at least own it after paying off the loan.