lol Budget Blackwater handcuffed on the beach pissing their own shorts…

I thought it meant “I’m libertarian, but too young to qualify as a pedo.”

Thanks for posting! I hadn’t heard of this.

From the IMDB page:

Gross US & Canada $342,218

Opening weekend US & Canada $105,768 Nov 21, 2021

Gross worldwide $902,541,161

lol US mad

Anarchists have issued a thorough rebuttal here.

And the name of the play? Hamilton.