Just a weirdly mystical asshole looking for meaning in the meaningless, silence in the jumble of voices, sight in darkness, finding the rhythm in chaos.
Well that’s horrifying…
They were supposed to open up the little hamster to watch his tiny heart beat inside its cracked ribcage.
Uh, I’m sorry, what?
You, Sir/Madam, should be awarded a Grammy for this stunning story.
Oh, thank you, I fixed it!