I’m mostly amazed that NBC or another outlet didn’t somehow look at Mangione’s first name and make some insane attempt to link his violent acts with a Mario Bros. game.

heavy breathing from Nintendo’s Legal Dept intensifies

These fucksticks are anything but silent.

They die, of course.

So do the poor and anyone who has the misfortune of not being born a rich landowner.

These are people who can’t follow simple health recommendations. Critical thinking isn’t going on upstairs.

I’d serve him papers the oopsie his cake onto the floor.

Prove it.

My dude, their election season never fucking ends.

They make their political shirts, hats and flags part of their fucking wardrobe.

However, spending cuts have also led the country into a recession.

Womp womp.

Uht oh.

I wonder if Rudy ended up…well, taking matters into his own hands.

That being said, if you are feeling suicidal call 988 to get help.

We, the worshipers of Enlil, shall not be denied our representation!

The Students of the Land known as Louis-anna shall learn of the Mooring Rope Between Heaven and Earth!

That’s what I’m getting at. The site itself was pure poison, but the logo, the term “tweet” was literally genius.

Imagine being such a chode you throw away a great brand name that people have known worldwide for 18 years.

Elmo is a fucking moron.

"We hope Judge Jones will not further delay justice by appealing but, instead, face Harris County voters in a new election when ordered by the court,” Simpson said in a statement.

Appeal that shit. Then, appeal that appeal and push it till the November elections when people will be voting anyway.

We?

Only one side does this and literally covers everything they own with Trumps crap.

“So…. Not a single poll had Alsobrooks winning by anywhere close to double digits, elections absolutely can break late, and campaigns matter,” said Colin Seeberger, senior communications director for the Center for American Progress. “Feels like there are some lessons to be learned here for, I don’t know, future elections.”

Sure is! Polls are worthless because the biggest voting block doesn’t answer rando numbers.

#VOTE!

If there is a heaven, this dude has an all-access pass with a complementary t-shirt.

So this article is merely a trap for men who want to bang Louisianan women seeking an abortion?

poll two weeks later

“HoW cOuLd BiDeN dO tHiS!?”

What do you mean?

The president is not, and should not, be an all-powerful individual.

If these idiots stay home he will be and they will be fucked with a capital F.