I think there has only been one movie that I haven’t finished, even if it was only because I was comfortable on the sofa with a bowl of popcorn: You Don’t Mess With the Zohan

I think the wife and I made 15 minutes before calling it quits l.

Pretty much the epitome of " I expected nothing, and I was still disappointed"

I had to re-read your original comment to fully get your point, but I hear what you’re saying now.

(Or maybe I just need an excuse to dip out of this thread and try to bleach the image of a de-scrotum’d testicle from my brain)

Honestly, it’s the

as a de-scrotum’d testicle

part that throws me. Makes it sound like they are comparing having normal human emotions to being as overly sensitive as a bare, unprotected testicle.