They want to keep track of those future soldiers!

Nitpick: it should be fuzzed with random 0s and 1s.

Oh naturally.

I was just ironing out what I wouldn’t be doing any work for.

I’d get that shit notarized and then quit. Take a 10 year vacation to academia or something. Get published. 🤷‍♂️

I need a 1yr salary sign-on bonus before I clock in. I also need full pay for 120 months after any form of departure from the company.

You know, since I can’t trust the stability of the relationship.

Shareholders were bought out for $44.00 per share.

You’re thinking about “investors” which are not the same as “shareholders”.

There are no more shareholders. There are no more shades to hold.

Yeah the 1 2 punch reeks of sketchy business.

Sometimes appeasing shareholders isn’t good for business.

This would mean it is more likely that employees will see greater benefits. Certainly doesn’t guarantee that, but without shareholders to appease, the workers have more leverage.

I mean, good documentation + LLM = Stack overflow is 100% obsolete

Why else would they speed run enshitification?

Do people still use stack overflow? I feel like their days are numbered.

Lmao. This Collin Davis fella named and shamed himself.

I hope they do it, shorting their stock will be easy af.

Did they think that’d give them good optics or do they just not care?

It’s not that I don’t support him, it’s that I do not support anyone over the age of 65 being in any position of any power anywhere.