Going to xth nothing paranormal, just the too ignorant and/or some perceptual error, but I do love a good story, don’t we all.
Working on some old AF house with a ‘yes’ for what is wrong with it I managed to lock myself in a small windowless room with 0 tools to get out and phone somewhere else (paint brush and paint save me, probably was high off the fumes causing the story to start off with). I figure oh shit I’m in trouble, since it’d be a few days before someone came by to check on anything, after trying to get it open a few times I lay down for a little for a panic faint, and when I get up, the hell the damn locked fucked up door is wide open.
Usernet is still around but the only active ones I can think of involve book or game piracy.