Either the battery is toast, or some component like “the chip responsible for rapidly cutting power over to the battery” is toast.

I wonder if connecting to a < 30w power supply would also result in your deck crapping out under load.

I heard that some people even have phones nowadays without a single SFP port. Madness.

I would definitely go for that, if it wasn’t a whole world of pain to tear down the Deck to do a screen change.

Castlevania Dominus Collection. I don’t know how I ever beat the games way back when, now I have to rewind during boss fights a lot. Got bored with Dawn of Sorrow as it dragged on towards the True Ending, really enjoying Portrait of Ruin. Johnathan’s mobility combined with Charlotte’s “fuck you and everyone around you” make such a great team.