:)
Oh god
Oh shit.
We all know how they are going to kill you… or better, where
I get shot by richard stallman
ah damn - shouldn’t have swapped those two letters
I die with a smile on my face
uh oh
🔥🥵
Spagettigification🫠
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
There’s worse ways to go I guess
Depends… Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who’s bob?
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they’ll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I’m immortal, baby!
Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations
Considering the anime she’s from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.
Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess
If I must die to a fork, it’d be funny if it was this one.
or perhaps stabbed by a table fork?
I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow
