Young people

A ginger dentist with paranoid schizophrenia who’s convinced that Zombie-Aliens have sent you to spy on them, so they sedate you and violently drill away at your teeth to find the hidden microphone

The outlook of having to use the official Reddit mobile app. No thanks. Even if the Fediverse only has a tiny fraction of the user base of Reddit, I’ll still encounter more original content in an hour on here than I’d come across during a whole day on the ad-infested active battery-drainage that is Reddit’s sorry excuse for a mobile app.

Depends… Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who’s bob?

Sounds like a long, painful way to go

Ever since Tickld went to shite, the internet hasn’t been the same for me. Oh how I miss those days.

Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they’ll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I’m immortal, baby!