Maybe if pregnant women were in the constitution, your argument would make sense, but they’re not!
See, you’ve got your:
- First Amendment: The right to tell you to shut the fuck up
- Second Amendment: The right to shoot you the fuck up
- Third Amendment: Combination of the first and second—shut the fuck up or get shot the fuck up
This has been another episode of “People must actually believe this shit.” Thank you for your time and remember what totally real, lifetime-appointed supreme court judge Brett Cavendishbananana patriotically once said:
Maybe if pregnant women were in the constitution, your argument would make sense, but they’re not!
See, you’ve got your:
- First Amendment: The right to tell you to shut the fuck up
- Second Amendment: The right to shoot you the fuck up
- Third Amendment: Combination of the first and second—shut the fuck up or get shot the fuck up
This has been another episode of “People must actually believe this shit.” Thank you for your time and remember what totally real, lifetime-appointed supreme court judge Brett Cavendishbananana patriotically once said:
“😭I like beer”
- Brett Cadaverknob